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丈夫爱吃鱼,照他的说法是:鱼好吃,味道鲜美苏丹总统对南苏丹宣战誓言推翻其现政权 任务名,营养丰富,所以每次他回家的时候,总不忘买条鱼回来。

  丈夫爱吃鱼,但却娶了我这个不爱吃鱼,确切说是因为懒于下厨而“不爱”吃鱼的妻,于是被迫亲自下厨,我也乐得坐下来抱着心爱的儿子看他忙得不亦乐乎,买鱼,去鱼鳞,剖鱼,煎鱼。边和儿子玩我还不忘边给丈夫说些风凉话,诸如老公啊,你累不累啊或者是谁叫你爱吃鱼呀,这不,累了吧之类的话。丈夫脾气好,总是对我的话不理不睬,只在厨房中苦干。我说了半天得不到他的回答便走进厨房,只见他双目圆睁,聚精会神地对手中的鱼进行着一道道加工程序(处时可形容为搏斗)。更让我觉得更笑又可爱的是他那英俊挺拔的鼻子上密密津津地冒出了许多的汗珠儿。我站在一旁看着他的认真样边吃吃笑起来,见他不理我便挠他痒痒,他忍俊不住地嘿嘿直想笑但又努力想装出一副凶相来吓唬我这个他所谓的懒妻。闹够了,他就吼一句:滚一边去,别碍事!而我立刻装出一副泣然的样子让他吓得赶紧安慰我。

  丈夫虽说叫我滚一边去,但每次当我洋洋自得地刚走出门,就被他急急地叫了回来:快,拿辣椒过来!快,盐在哪里了?快,帮我买白酒来等等。我的动作要是稍微慢一点,就立马得到一记不太温柔的白眼,让我委屈得直认为这个差使难做。

  不过,渐渐次数多了,丈夫煎鱼的手艺也就练出来了。每次煎好了鱼他就骄傲地指使我:过来,把菜给我端出去,而后怡然自得。踌躇满志自负的点燃香烟,靠到沙发上享受去了。说实在的,那鱼香味惹得我差点改变原则,即“不喜欢吃鱼”,你瞧,连我那刚满两岁的儿子都不顾鱼多刺而津津有味地品尝起来,啊,真香,我摸摸胀饱了的肚子,一抬头便看见丈夫含笑得意的样子:怎么样,懒妻,老公手艺不错吧!我立即装出一副不屑一顾的样子:差,太难吃了。偶尔高兴我忍不住也会表扬他,偷偷在他的脸上印上一个吻,拍怕他的肩膀说:还行,不过老公,我声音嗲一点,以后你就多累一些吧!哈,谁叫你手艺比我好呢!一席话让我丈夫目瞪口呆,而我立即装出一副快晕过去的样子,悲哀地呻吟着说:唉,娶妻不慎!
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